Tonight Wasn’t Exactly a Good Night

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Posted March 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Tonight Wasn’t Exactly a Good Night
by Mordant Monkey
After overly dramatic scenes of the past two nights and the Voice of Simon warning us of impending doom, we hear: “Drama. Is about to unfold on this stage. Ready?” Ryan asks. Drama, yes. Danny Gokey, no. No thank you.
Ryan looks like a three-year-old dressed him, and Kara has way too many silver clothes on. Simon thinks he was wrong about his initial compliments to certain contestants—he said when he played parts of the show ...
I’ve Got To Have A Mohawk Before I’m 30

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Posted March 4th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I’ve Got To Have A Mohawk Before I’m 30
by Paulette Frank
Thank God Crystal made it. How mad would the guys have been if they’d all had their mani-pedis interrupted yesterday for nothing? I’m wondering whether they’re even going to mention her illness--I know full well they’re not going to be so cool as to actually tell us what really happened. But Ryan brings it up right off the bat after the girls do their run past the camera making retard faces, pulling Crystal to center ...