Vote for the Pink Pants by Mordant Monkey   [caption id="attachment_314" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Scott McIntyre sported some pink pants on American Idol. "][/caption] Ryan asks us seriously, “What happens when you mix the most talked-about singers in the nation with some of the most influential songs in the world?” Um, I don’t know, sheer mayhem? “Tonight, the music of Motown. This is A-MER-ican Idol!”   The judges appear from behind the curtain, an...