Posts Tagged ‘Paula Abdul’
  • This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way
    by ChimpDelicious
    Posted February 12th, 2009 at 2:39 am
    This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way by Mordant Monkey It’s the big night in Hollywoodland: the remaining 54 contestants will be whittled down to 36 to return as semifinalists and let the voting public decide if they love them or hate them. There’s an insanely fast montage of everyone performing that makes my eyes roll back into my head, and then just as fast we’re at the judges’ mansion, which is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. It’s got water fountains in the front, a huge pool in t...
  • Yada Yada Yada
    by Mordant Monkey
    Posted February 11th, 2009 at 3:10 am
    Yada Yada Yada Mordant Monkey We’re back in Hollywood, and there are only two days left of the drama, and who can stand it??? Only 36 will pass, while the other random so-called singers will fall by the wayside while the viewing public watches the carnage. This is A-MER-ican Idol! Ryan announces that we’ve been through 103,000 singers—that’s all? I feel like it’s been so much more than that—and that “for those who survived, today is all that matters.” I’m kind...
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