This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way
This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way
by Mordant Monkey
It’s the big night in Hollywoodland: the remaining 54 contestants will be whittled down to 36 to return as semifinalists and let the voting public decide if they love them or hate them. There’s an insanely fast montage of everyone performing that makes my eyes roll back into my head, and then just as fast we’re at the judges’ mansion, which is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. It’s got water fountains in the front, a huge pool in t...
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Mordant Monkey
We’re back in Hollywood, and there are only two days left of the drama, and who can stand it??? Only 36 will pass, while the other random so-called singers will fall by the wayside while the viewing public watches the carnage.
This is A-MER-ican Idol!
Ryan announces that we’ve been through 103,000 singers—that’s all? I feel like it’s been so much more than that—and that “for those who survived, today is all that matters.” I’m kind...