You Have No Idea

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Posted February 17th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
You Have No Idea
by Mordant Monkey
Put up or shut up: It’s the last chance for each contestant to wow the judges in Hollywood. I see that we’re meant to find out who some of the top 24 are as well, so that might explain part of why this show tonight is two whole hours.
“Decisions will be made. Devastating news will be delivered. And dreams will finally be realized,” Ryan intones. Decisions! Devastation! Dreams! And drama, drama, drama! Shots of the different rooms that they cor...
Sexy and Scary—It’s a Fine Line

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Posted February 9th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Sexy and Scary—It’s a Fine Line
by Mordant Monkey
It’s Hollywood time! After all the tedium of the auditions we’ve arrived at something that might finally resemble some singing. This is so exciting! And Ellen will be here at last, which is doubly exciting.
After a seven-city search, they’ve picked 181 hopefuls to vie for the American Idol title. And it seems like, in the opening scenes, 178 of them are weeping. I wonder if Simon is just letting loose on his last season with us...