The Only Time You Should Be Nervous Is If You’re Useless by Mordant Monkey It’s the guys tonight, which contradicts what the information on my television says, which is that the top ten females perform. But whatever. Ah, Ryan explains that the women were slated to perform tonight, but Crystal became ill and went to the hospital this morning and was ordered by a doctor to not perform tonight. So … she’ll be all better tomorrow night? What the hell? Ryan slaps the last guy on ...