This is Not My Year
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Posted January 28th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
This is Not My Year
by Mordant Monkey
Tonight we’re in Dallas, which is, I assume, the home of Kelly Clarkson, as well as Renaldo “I Am Your Brother” Lapuz. So this should be good. Ryan is on the roof (what is it with roofs this season?). And this … is American Idol!
A “herd” of 11,000 hopefuls show up to the Dallas Cowboys’ stadium. And the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders are there. Nice! “This is my favorite day ever at work!” announces Ryan.
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This is Not a Lifetime Movie
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by Mordant Monkey
We’re in L.A.! Home of Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, where he is announcing that 11,000 hopefuls are at the Rose Bowl. “For over 100 years, people from around the globe have come to Hollywood in the name of fame,” Ryan tells us. Well, if we can’t find the next American Idol here, maybe he or she just doesn’t exist.
Avril Lavigne is our guest judge, wearing a hoodie with … horns. This promises to be interesting.
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