Don’t Become a Cocky Banana by Mordant Monkey It’s the same creepy blue light that bathed the girls last night and made them look like ghouls, but it’s the boys tonight, and Aaron Kelly is even tinier than Ryan. Who warns us that the guys are “ready to deliver” because this is, of course, American Idol. Ryan asks Kara and Simon why they’re sitting so close, and Kara says that Simon is leaning against her because he misses his fiancée. Ryan asks if Kara is Simon’s “binky...