Kris Allen Crowned Season 8 American Idol

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Posted May 21st, 2009 at 10:35 am
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Shock filled the Conway, AR 23 year-old Kris Allen as Ryan Seacrest announced the American Idol Season 8 winner. It could not have been more of a surprise. He did manage to thank his fans after insisting that Adam deserved the honor and that he had captured. The night was not without surprises and entertainment. At the top of the list were a Bik...
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