Can I Get a Refund?
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Posted April 15th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Can I Get a Refund?
by Chimp Delicious
[caption id="attachment_406" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Allison Iraheta was the only standout performance of the night on American Idol. Sure, many felt Adam did well, but the truth is that his performance just did not measure up to others from the budding star"][/caption]
It was pretty. It wasn't even okay. In short, the Quentin Tarantino hosted version of American Idol left most of us asking for our money back -- So badly that I'm re...
It’s My Punk Side Coming Out
It’s My Punk Side Coming Out
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_372" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Not only did Allison Iraheta blow everybody away with her mature voice she looked gorgeous while doing so."][/caption]
Adam has flat hair, Matt is wearing a fedora, Lil looks like she’s going home, Scott is smiling sweetly, Anoop is wearing a hideous green-and-white striped sweater with a pink tie, Danny avoids the camera, Kris looks ill at ease, and Alliso...
Play That Funky Music, White Boy
Play That Funky Music, White Boy
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_332" align="alignright" width="360" caption="With every finger point, bounce and hip swing that was out of time, Megan Joy Corkrey proved that she is truly the whitest girl we know. Will she also prove that she is the lowest vote-getter this week?"][/caption]
“Week after week the competition intensifies as the pressure mounts,” Ryan somberly informs us. “This is their moment—This Is A-MER-ican Idol!...
Welcome Back to the Circus
Welcome Back to the Circus
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_326" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Scott McIntyre was one of the lowest three vote-getters this week, but in the end it was Jeremy Michael Sarver was the Idol sent packing."][/caption]
After the recaps of the performances—some good, some bad—and the ultra-dramatic music, Ryan inquires of us, “Whose dream is on the line? It’s time to face the music. This is A-MER-ican Idol.”
The show earned over 3...
Vote for the Pink Pants
Vote for the Pink Pants
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_314" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Scott McIntyre sported some pink pants on American Idol. "][/caption]
Ryan asks us seriously, “What happens when you mix the most talked-about singers in the nation with some of the most influential songs in the world?” Um, I don’t know, sheer mayhem? “Tonight, the music of Motown. This is A-MER-ican Idol!”
The judges appear from behind the curtain, an...
After the Nation-Wide Vote, Simon Wins
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_215" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Danny Gokey had to wait until after the break to find out that he had made the final 12 instead of Tatiana Del Toro."][/caption]
“Is your favorite through? Take nothing for granted,” Ryan warns us as he walks past the darkened line of the twelve who performed last night. We are live, and Ryan announces that the show got an unprecedented amount of votes: 24 million, which is almost 10 million mo...
This Is Already Strange
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Posted February 18th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
This Is Already Strange
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_205" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Casey Carlson had portions from her performance that had the audience wondering if she was doing a screaching monkey impression."][/caption]
Well, this is it—the first post-Hollywood Week episode. There’s the classic line-up of the contestants on the stairs, as Ryan tells us that this group of twelve has made it through to face the toughest audience of all...
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