This is Not My Year by Mordant Monkey Tonight we’re in Dallas, which is, I assume, the home of Kelly Clarkson, as well as Renaldo “I Am Your Brother” Lapuz. So this should be good. Ryan is on the roof (what is it with roofs this season?). And this … is American Idol! A “herd” of 11,000 hopefuls show up to the Dallas Cowboys’ stadium. And the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders are there. Nice! “This is my favorite day ever at work!” announces Ryan. Since Richard Simmons ...