You Kind of Sucked
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Posted March 9th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
You Kind of Sucked
by Mordant Monkey
The girls are back, all eight of them. “Eight girls. One dream,” Ryan reminds us. “Tonight they fight to make it into the top twelve. This is ladies’ night, and this is American Idol!”
We’ll be losing two more ladies and two more men this week, and that will reveal our Top 12. And after that, I think, we lose one contestant per week.
I don’t know what the hell is going on—it’s a bit early for April Fools—but Ellen is sitting on...
Tonight Wasn’t Exactly a Good Night
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Posted March 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Tonight Wasn’t Exactly a Good Night
by Mordant Monkey
After overly dramatic scenes of the past two nights and the Voice of Simon warning us of impending doom, we hear: “Drama. Is about to unfold on this stage. Ready?” Ryan asks. Drama, yes. Danny Gokey, no. No thank you.
Ryan looks like a three-year-old dressed him, and Kara has way too many silver clothes on. Simon thinks he was wrong about his initial compliments to certain contestants—he said when he played parts of the show ...
Who Knew He Was Hanging Out In All These Theme Parks?
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Posted March 5th, 2010 at 8:57 am
Who Knew He Was Hanging Out In All These Theme Parks?
by Paulette Frank
“What four will be leaving us tonight?” Ryan wonders. As do I. I so hope Haeley and Didi aren’t going anywhere. And Andrew Garcia. I still think he’s great. Ryan tells us thank you for our over 27 million votes. You’re welcome, Ryan. He says hello to Randy, Ellen, Kara, and Simon (who gets the loudest audience response, although it’s half boos) and then asks Simon about how he said he got something w...
