You Kind of Sucked
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Posted March 9th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
You Kind of Sucked
by Mordant Monkey
The girls are back, all eight of them. “Eight girls. One dream,” Ryan reminds us. “Tonight they fight to make it into the top twelve. This is ladies’ night, and this is American Idol!”
We’ll be losing two more ladies and two more men this week, and that will reveal our Top 12. And after that, I think, we lose one contestant per week.
I don’t know what the hell is going on—it’s a bit early for April Fools—but Ellen is sitting on...
This is Not My Year
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Posted January 28th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
This is Not My Year
by Mordant Monkey
Tonight we’re in Dallas, which is, I assume, the home of Kelly Clarkson, as well as Renaldo “I Am Your Brother” Lapuz. So this should be good. Ryan is on the roof (what is it with roofs this season?). And this … is American Idol!
A “herd” of 11,000 hopefuls show up to the Dallas Cowboys’ stadium. And the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders are there. Nice! “This is my favorite day ever at work!” announces Ryan.
Since Richard Simmons ...
