Posts Tagged ‘Bikini Girl’
  • If I Were Bikini Girl, I’d Kiss You Right Now
    by admin
    Posted February 18th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    If I Were Bikini Girl, I’d Kiss You Right Now by Mordant Monkey So while Tuesday’s two-hour extravaganza revealed only 7 of the top 24, the one-hour show Wednesday will name the remaining 17. I’ll never understand this show. We’re in the waiting room, and the contestants look tired, depressed, psychotic, and suicidal. “It’s complete and total agony,” one of them whispers to us. Janell Wheeler is up first. Simon tells her he couldn’t remember her. Oh come on. I mean,...
  • America Idol Winner Auditions
    by CantankrusChimp
    Posted January 27th, 2010 at 10:58 am
    'American Idol' Winner Auditions: High Notes & Humble Beginnings (VIDEO) by David Ciminelli Having waited tables or shoveled cow poo before becoming pop stars, famous people often don't care to rehash history. But when 'American Idol' is the vehicle that launched that superstar career, it's difficult to obscure the past with the sparkle of a Grammy and the gleam of platinum records, especially when the show's audition clips are some of the most fun viral videos out there. Form...
  • Singing, “Singing,” and a Side of Beans
    by Mordant Monkey
    Posted January 13th, 2010 at 2:06 am
    The Kara Girl on the Left by Paulette Frank Simon Cowell has opted to leave American Idol at the perfect time: just before it becomes absolutely necessary for him to wear a bra with his omnipresent white T-shirt. Yes, I was able to watch the Season 9 premiere despite the tears, although they came anew each time Simon made comments that were utterly Simon. I mean, how can you not cry the last time Simon calls an audition “utter rubbish” in an AI premiere? It’s kinda like when a kid r...
  • Kris Allen Crowned Season 8 American Idol
    by admin
    Posted May 21st, 2009 at 10:35 am
      [caption id="attachment_425" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Kris Allen has won the Season 8 Finale of American Idol."][/caption] Shock filled the Conway, AR 23 year-old Kris Allen as Ryan Seacrest announced the American Idol Season 8 winner.  It could not have been more of a surprise. He did manage to thank his fans after insisting that Adam deserved the honor and that he had captured.  The night was not without surprises and entertainment.  At the top of the list were a Bik...
  • Please Would You Love Me?
    by Mordant Monkey
    Posted February 4th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Please Would You Love Me?         by Mordant Monkey   [caption id="attachment_188" align="alignright" width="375" caption="Kristin McNamara was one of the performers that had a decent night."][/caption] It's Hollywood Week! Well, for us viewers, it's Hollywood Weeks, since the show will span four hours spread over two weeks. Tonight's show was fairly tame, I thought, considering the previews of nature red in tooth and claw they've been showing us for a couple of weeks now. T...
  • I Hit My High Note
    by Mordant Monkey
    Posted January 27th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    I Hit My High Note by Mordant Monkey Tonight we're in Jacksonville, FL, "The River City By the Sea." We start out with Ryan in one of the judges' cars wth Simon. They show us the progression of black cars, complete with a police escort. Is that necessary? Then Simon and Ryan start bickering about something confusing and not worth trying to figure out, and I already am preparing myself for a very long hour. This is A-MER-ican Idol! Apparently the city is named after Randy Jackson, who, 2...
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