Do You Think You Can Fit on One Stool?

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Posted March 11th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Do You Think You Can Fit on One Stool?
by Mordant Monkey
We’ll have our Top 12 revealed tonight, and it ought to be interesting. I predict at least one surprise. I’m expecting Paige and Lacey to leave us, but it could be Katie, while for the boys, I’m thinking Aaron and Tim, but possibly Andrew. Who knows? Only Ryan, evidently.
Clips of the contestants from the past week, and we’re off! Randy and Ellen match in black and white, Kara is in ice blue, and Simon is understated in a ...
Don’t Become a Cocky Banana

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Posted March 10th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Don’t Become a Cocky Banana
by Mordant Monkey
It’s the same creepy blue light that bathed the girls last night and made them look like ghouls, but it’s the boys tonight, and Aaron Kelly is even tinier than Ryan. Who warns us that the guys are “ready to deliver” because this is, of course, American Idol.
Ryan asks Kara and Simon why they’re sitting so close, and Kara says that Simon is leaning against her because he misses his fiancée. Ryan asks if Kara is Simon’s “binky...