Can I Get a Refund?
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Posted April 15th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Can I Get a Refund?
by Chimp Delicious
[caption id="attachment_406" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Allison Iraheta was the only standout performance of the night on American Idol. Sure, many felt Adam did well, but the truth is that his performance just did not measure up to others from the budding star"][/caption]
It was pretty. It wasn't even okay. In short, the Quentin Tarantino hosted version of American Idol left most of us asking for our money back -- So badly that I'm re...
There’s Calamari Backstage
There’s Calamari Backstage
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_399" align="alignright" width="360" caption="With Anoop Desai and Scott McIntyre in the bottom two, it came down to Scott McIntyre being eliminated from American Idol."][/caption]
There’s a recap of last night’s performances, with the contestants either getting praised for no reason or flayed alive by the judges, with the exception of Adam, in highly dramatic form. Then Ryan announces that Flo Rida and Kell...
It’s My Punk Side Coming Out
It’s My Punk Side Coming Out
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_372" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Not only did Allison Iraheta blow everybody away with her mature voice she looked gorgeous while doing so."][/caption]
Adam has flat hair, Matt is wearing a fedora, Lil looks like she’s going home, Scott is smiling sweetly, Anoop is wearing a hideous green-and-white striped sweater with a pink tie, Danny avoids the camera, Kris looks ill at ease, and Alliso...
You Don’t Care, Nor Do We
You Don’t Care, Nor Do We
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_339" align="alignright" width="396" caption="Though obviously possessing a great personality, Megan Joy Corkrey did not possess enough talent to even have the judges consider bringing her back. We'll miss those weird faces and awkward dance moves that rival "The Jerk" that Elaine from Seinfeld made famous."][/caption]
After a rehashing of quotes from the judges the night previous, mixed in with All...
Play That Funky Music, White Boy
Play That Funky Music, White Boy
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_332" align="alignright" width="360" caption="With every finger point, bounce and hip swing that was out of time, Megan Joy Corkrey proved that she is truly the whitest girl we know. Will she also prove that she is the lowest vote-getter this week?"][/caption]
“Week after week the competition intensifies as the pressure mounts,” Ryan somberly informs us. “This is their moment—This Is A-MER-ican Idol!...
Welcome Back to the Circus
Welcome Back to the Circus
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_326" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Scott McIntyre was one of the lowest three vote-getters this week, but in the end it was Jeremy Michael Sarver was the Idol sent packing."][/caption]
After the recaps of the performances—some good, some bad—and the ultra-dramatic music, Ryan inquires of us, “Whose dream is on the line? It’s time to face the music. This is A-MER-ican Idol.”
The show earned over 3...
It’s My Prerogative
It’s My Prerogative
by Mordant Monkey
[caption id="attachment_276" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Megan Corkrey got the ticket into the Final 13 while Tatiana Del Toro got shown the door."][/caption]
“To make it on this stage is an incredible feat. To get a second chance is something of a miracle,” Ryan tells us as the camera scans the wild card contestants. There’s a shout-out to good old tenacity—“Simon, be quiet,” he warns—and then reminds us that “Th...
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