Can You Just Try Not to be Annoying for Once?
Can You Just Try Not to be Annoying for Once?
by ChimpDelicious
[caption id="attachment_142" align="alignright" width="360" caption="Nathaniel "Drama" Marshall shows us how he really feels about fellow American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro."][/caption]
Hollywood Week concluded in the dramatic fashion that we, as faithful American Idol-aholics, have become accustomed to. The scene is pretty cool with a pimped out Hollywood mansion as the backdrop. What did we ex...
This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way
This Is Not Unanimous, By the Way
by Mordant Monkey
It’s the big night in Hollywoodland: the remaining 54 contestants will be whittled down to 36 to return as semifinalists and let the voting public decide if they love them or hate them. There’s an insanely fast montage of everyone performing that makes my eyes roll back into my head, and then just as fast we’re at the judges’ mansion, which is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. It’s got water fountains in the front, a huge pool in t...
You’ve Got to be Kiddin’ Me
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American Idol has simply become an exercise is feeding the viewers appetizer after appetizer of mediocre snippets of nothingness. This week proved that the editors of the seemingly hours of footage could yet again dip into that well and concoct the same 42 minutes of the musical talent contest slash soap opera that has grandpa and grade schoolers alike hook...
American Idol Blows into Kansas City
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admin
Posted January 15th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Kansas City, MO. The hometown of reigning American Idol David Cook, y'all! There's over 11,000 people in the throng of hopefuls, one of which is Jason Castro and a strange-looking person with pink hair. You know, I've noticed that the color pink has been the predominant one so far this season, but I digress.
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This is what everybody imagines their American Idol audition will be like. David Cook lays it down in his. Can the others this season?
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Season 8 Kicks Off
Bikini Girl and the New Judge Kara DioGuardi Outshined by Scott MacIntyre
by Mordant Monkey
It's back! "American Idol" kicked off its eighth season Tuesday night by visiting Phoenix, AZ, for the first round of auditions. In my opinion, it's just too mean to show gorgeous pictures of Phoenix when it's been snowing here in Shittanning, PA, for five days straight and there's no end in sight, but there it is there. There's a montage of past seasons, including the infamous fauxhawk of Sanjaya f...
American Idol Reviews for the New Season
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admin
Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:20 am
The new season is about to begin and we're all getting ready to applaud, rip a new one and chime in as non-plussed over the performances of the American Idol contestants.
We truly wish that we could give a lot of thumbs ups to some great performances, but the bad performances will receive the full force of our editorial reviews and basically be a lot of fun for those of us that we be abe release some pent up agression that we were looking to unleash. Our support groups and psychiatrists w...
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